Earth Must Die

From the desk of VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire: Well this is just complete and utter bulls**t. Those idiotic, moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father? Did I mention that this is bulls**t? It’s fine though, because what they don’t realize is that I am going to make them very, very dead. Along with my trusty sidekick and childhood nursing bot Milky – please do not ask me questions about that – I will whizz over to Earth, turn it into a stinking pile of rubble, and be back home in time for a warm glass of milk before bed. Earth Must Die is the story of my glorious rise to power (off the back of my adored father’s passing), my subsequent accidental...